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Best friend, in reference to a two-girl-one-guy threesome with her and her boyfriend:

“Which, yeah, it’s hot and all, but I would kill the other girl probably. So that’s a problem.”

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Saying ‘sex’ in school.

lolsofunny:

Kindergarten:

Middle School:

High School:

College:


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dearscience: Benprks

dearscience:

Benprks

lolsofunny: This blog is funny. SO TRUE

lolsofunny:

This blog is funny.

SO TRUE

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lolsofunny: coolest president ever even if you don’t like him you gotta like him  The Funniest. Obama for the freaking win.

lolsofunny:

coolest president ever

even if you don’t like him you gotta like him 

The Funniest.

Obama for the freaking win.

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How to blow a bubble:

lolsofunny:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

Thats how i do it….

The Funniest.

So….

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